Chuck Norris can do an infinite loop. With Jelastic, he did it twice.
Chuck Norris can be in two places at the same time. He learned High Availability from Jelastic.
Like Jelastic, Chuck Norris can't be Rick Roll'd.
Only Jelastic and Chuck Norris know what the Cloud really is.
Chuck Norris doesn't always debug, but when he does, he does it in production.
That's all for today. If you have any jokes, please send them to us! Send here ---> judah(at)jelastic.com