Chuck approved Jelastic :) Just to make you smile

By | February 17, 2012

Chuck Nor­ris doesn’t write code. He stares at a com­puter screen until he gets the app he wants, deployed into Jelastic.

Chuck Norris doesn’t deploy web applications, he round­house kicks them into Jelastic cloud.

One Chuck’s round­house kick = 1 cloudlet in Jelastic.

Like Jelastic, Chuck Nor­ris never has a bug in his code, EVER!

Chuck Nor­ris runs all the java appli­ca­tions in the world using only one cloudlet.

Chuck Nor­ris creates new environments in Jelastic with one look.

Chuck’s environments are fatality.jelastic.com and roundhouse-kickology.jelastic.servint.net

Chuck Norris downloaded whole the Internet and deployed it to Jelastic.

Chuck’s environments never sleep, EVER!

Chuck Norris is not a man. He is a machine, a Java virtual machine on Jelastic.

Chuck Norris doesn’t write code. It writes itself out of fear and deploys itself using Jelastic.
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After he created the Internet, Chuck Norris took a break from killing and made Jelastic.
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Chuck Norris once deployed a roundhouse kick to the Internet… today, that roundhouse kick is known as Jelastic.

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