Chuck Norris doesn’t write code. He stares at a computer screen until he gets the app he wants, deployed into Jelastic.
Chuck Norris doesn’t deploy web applications, he roundhouse kicks them into Jelastic cloud.
One Chuck’s roundhouse kick = 1 cloudlet in Jelastic.
Like Jelastic, Chuck Norris never has a bug in his code, EVER!
Chuck Norris runs all the java applications in the world using only one cloudlet.
Chuck Norris creates new environments in Jelastic with one look.
Chuck Norris downloaded whole the Internet and deployed it to Jelastic.
Chuck's environments never sleep, EVER!
Chuck Norris is not a man. He is a machine, a Java virtual machine on Jelastic.
Chuck Norris doesn't write code. It writes itself out of fear and deploys itself using Jelastic.
After he created the Internet, Chuck Norris took a break from killing and made Jelastic.
Chuck Norris once deployed a roundhouse kick to the Internet... today, that roundhouse kick is known as Jelastic.